Open Letter of the Afternoon, RE: Crazy Talk

Dear Tom Cruise's Lawyer,

Apparently, in a statement to Page 6, you compared Dr. Drew Pinsky to notorious Nazi, Joseph Goebbels, for suggesting Tom Cruise may have been neglected as a child, leading him to get involved with a cult like Scientology. Goebbels was one of Hitler's closest associates, his Minister of Propaganda and the Nazi credited with first conceiving of state-sponsored attacks on Jews. Dr. Drew is a board certified internist who hosts Loveline and Celebrity Rehab. You might want to recheck, because I'm pretty sure these guys aren't the same thing at all.

Love,
Dimpled Chads

P.S. Dr. Drew has a point.

Open Letter of the Afternoon...

Dear Hillary,

Concede, don't concede, whatever. But for the love of America woman, please shut up about the popular vote! Your numbers include Florida, where voters were told their vote would not count, thus making it an unfair election and Michigan, where Obama's name wasn't even on the freaking ballot!!!. (I can't tell you how many times I have shouted "wasn't even on the ballot" in the last few months) In fact, simply subtracting Michigan from the count (while still including the Florida numbers) gives Obama the lead. You did not win the popular vote. You did not win the delegate race. You did not win the nomination. For the good of your party (and any tiny chance you have left of being the VP candidate), why don't you start talking about how awesome Obama is, how he will make a great president, how your supporters should rally around him and NOTHING ELSE!!!

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
One Democrat