This Just In: Today Sucks Ass

Tim Russert died, Iowa is under water, R. Kelly was acquitted, Rachael's middle finger is out of commission and I have just been informed I have to have my wisdom teeth taken out first thing Monday morning. Happy Friday the 13th!

Sad News

Tim Russert, NBC News' Washington Bureau Chief and the longest running moderator ever of "Meet the Press", has passed away at the age of 58. He collapsed while recording voiceovers for "Meet the Press". I don't think I can do him the justice his colleagues can, so please read what they have to say. For us at Dimpled Chads, all we can say is that we send our deepest condolences to his family and we will miss him.